JAMAZING

you bitch
wait till I get round there Im gonna fuck you up
with my cock and balls
and ass!

Chodovski

sounds like fun, i’ll call steve.
fancy some Sacred?
cunt

JAMAZING

what the
Yea sure
Want me naked or with my skin on?>

Chodovski

i want your skin off, so i can make a dress outa it.
i mean coat. ¬_¬
yes coat… theres no cross dressing here *makes shifty eyes*

JAMAZING

Muwaha I have found you out Kelly after all these years youve been hiding under the name of Dave (David)

Chodovski

no, its not me i swear…

JAMAZING

Then try say my name without having to grab your tits “Dave”

Chodovski

>.< damn it you caught me.
spoken like a gentlemen sir!

JAMAZING

I may be slightly confused with what a real cock looks like but don’t take me for a fool!
Now come home Kelly, it’s your husbands 6th birthday

Chodovski

damn i cant go back, not now, i’ve come so far! you just dont understand http://fc40.deviantart.com/fs24/i/2008/022/f/1/facepalm_gif_by_thatweirdo7.jpg

JAMAZING

But your test tube babies need your love or they will never grow into super mutant dictators that are going to take over the world and fuck each country till it’s nothing but a bloody mess!
Don’t you see!!? Don’t you understand!

Chodovski

damn it! that was always your dream! not mine! *runs of crying*

JAMAZING

Kelly! Kelly!!! Come back!! I need you kelly…. I need you….
Dammit
Ohwell
Time to find a new bride

Chodovski

wonna hit up sacred then?

JAMAZING

yupp

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So,

Mother’s been back from Africa for a while, she came with tales of gloom and thievery but it wasn’t all bad. She found out Eliude* had another wife, which wasn’t all bad, when she met her they get on like a house on fire. Now poor Eliude* has two wives.

Mum wasn’t meant to be back for Christmas, she’s not too good with the cold but my sis insisted that she wanted to be together for Christmas but so far she has spent all her time round her boyfriends, so mums not too happy.

But we have masses of chicken, turkey, prawns & cheesecake so its all good.

I also had a little mess with my bank too. I accidentally went overdrawn by £8 because my ISP started charging my full price this month, luckily I found a £10 note in my wallet, and mum gave me an extra £10 to stick in just in case there was a fine. Well there was a fine, a £38 fine, so I was overdrawn by £16, isn’t that nice of National Westminster.

*I cant remember if his name is spelt Eliude or Eluide. Sorry pops.

I found an old photo of me from 2004. From the photo information it was taken in August so I was 18, damn that feels like a long time ago. And god do I look young there & from those nice red rings round my eyes, it looks like I didn’t get much sleep either. I loved that orange hair.

If I can bothered I may slap up a recent photo, since I’ve got me some facial hair (sparse as it may be) & some nice glasses.