I came across a post from my old blog from 2006, I thought it was pretty funny, so here it is.
Tea: transdimensional space juice
Used in a sentence: Time to find us a SPAR we are out of transdimensional space juice!
Coffee: hyper transdimensional space juice
Used in a sentence: This hyper transdimensional space juice tastes like faeces!
Cheese: transdimenional space cheese
Used in a sentence: I think its time for some transdimensional space cheese on hyper temperature increased disambiguation.
Toast: hyper temperature increased disambiguation
Used in a sentence: Frank! Stop wiping your arse with that hyper temperature increased disambiguation, I was gonna eat that!
Jam Doughnut: granulated glucose covered space snack
Used in a sentence: While my transdimensional space juice was brewing I decided to acquire a granulated glucose covered space snack from the super temperature decreasing space unit.
Slightly Stale Jam Doughnut: mature granulated glucose covered space snack
Used in a sentence: This mature granulated glucose covered space snack hurts my teeth!
Refrigerator: super temperature decreasing space unit
Used in a sentence: Check the super temperature decreasing space unit for the transdimensional space cheese would you frank.
Jumper/Sweater: transdimensional upperbody tempertaure increasing space unit
Used in a sentence: I am going to put on my transdimensional upperbody temperature increasing space unit, since the space air is having a rather negative effect on my mammary papilla.
Trousers: transdimensional lowerbody temperature increasing space unit
Used in a sentence: I think its about time to put on a transdimensional lowerbody temperature increasing space unit, my membrum virile seems to be back tracking on itself.
Human: transdimensional non space generic humanoid carbon unit
Used in a sentence: Urgh! It smells like a female transdimensional non space generic humanoid carbon unit’s groinal region in here!.