Yours truly

My full name is David Norman Michael Marshall, but you can call me David, Dave, Helen or Spandex Man but the latter two are seldom used any more.

I was born in Bradford, England and lived in Scunthorpe until I was 16. I now reside in Great Yarmouth, which is actually not all that great. Who would have known? Its never as good as the brochure makes it out to be, is it!

After spending 4 years in and out of college, I still find myself without any real qualifications, the inability to get any kind of gainful employment and still no idea what I want to do with the rest of my life.

When I am not being rejected by everyone and their mother, you will find me in my little flat putting together Fractals, the occasional Vector, listening to music and generally getting up to shenanigans on the internet.

There is this Isaac Asimov quote that has pretty much stuck with me since I first read it, it kinda’ sums up my mentality pretty damn well.

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t brood. I’d type a little faster.

This site

I’ve had very many website projects over the years since I first got into the whole internet thing in my early teens but by far itcamefrommars.co.uk has been the most looked after and most abused. If I were to count, it came from mars would be in its 3rd incarnation.

itcamefrommars.co.uk originally started out on blogger and after 2 years of me abusing it, I thought it would be best to break free and lose the safety net, so I upgraded my hosting, jumped on the proverbial bandwagon and installed wordpress.

If you like, you can say hello at david [at] itcamefrommars.co.uk or use the contact form below.

Some emails other than Spanish lottery wins and penis enlargements would be much appreciated. Which reminds me, I haven’t heard from my good friend the prince of Nigeria for a while, he must be busy with all those sick relatives!