Bah, I think I’m coming down with a damn cold. That or I’m getting the Flu because my migraines don’t feel the same as they usually do & I feel pretty weak at the moment. Oh joy.

On top of that, last night while watching Revenge Of The Nerds 2, the damn power cut out. It wasn’t a damn fuse either, its been happening all over this county apparently. I wouldn’t mind as much but I was 2 thirds through the bastard film. So I naturally just went to bed. It was 1am! 1am who the fuck goes to bed that early, its blasphemy! Luckily there wasn’t much in the freezer & it only lasted a few hours.

Anyway, that’s all I had to say. I’ll get back to excreting a copious amount of sticky fluid which wouldn’t look out of place on a Troma Production set & singing along to Alkaline Trio. Buh bye.

Sergei Bryukhonenko: We have mentioned Soviet scientist Sergei Bryukhonenko before. Another fan of canine experimentation, Bryukhonenko invented the autojektor, a heart and lung machine, and proved its efficacy by attaching it to a severed dog’s head, which stayed alive, eating and drinking.

I’ve seen some rather fucked up stuff on the internet over the years, from people getting their heads & other parts cut off, serious torture videos & shotgun deaths to people happily shitting on each other and I have been unfazed. But after watching the above video, I was a little thrown. If it was an adult human, strangely it wouldn’t bother me, but to kids & animals. I find myself troubled.

You can only imagine what was going through that poor dogs mind.

Video from Eight Real-Life Doctor Frankensteins Who Pushed the Boundaries of Life and Death.

Since I’ve been getting all these damn migraines and staying in bed a lot, I thought I might as well render something while I’m passed out.

Just something nice and simple to ease my way back into working with Apophysis.

This is just something I took from an old DeviantART Journal and amended some of the answers.

1. How old will you be in five years?
27.

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Myself.

3. How tall are you?
About 5ft 10″ I think.

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Nothing really.

5. What’s the last movie you saw?
Barton Fink was the last film I watched. The Dark Knight was the last one in the Cinema

6. Who was the last person you called?
The Jobcentre

7. Who was the last person to call you?
Glasses Direct

8. What was the last text message you received?
No idea, why mobile stopped working ages ago.

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Never used it.

10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text, I don’t really like using phones.

11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Sleeping.

12. Are your parents married/divorced?
My Mother got married again the other year. No idea about my father, I don’t even know if he is alive.

13. When did you last see your mum?
Earlier this month.

14. What colour are your eyes?
Light Blue/Grey.

15. What time did you wake up today?
7:30am.

16. What are you wearing right now?
Grey Jeans, A cream T-shirt & a military green jumper.

17. Do you like Christmas songs?
Bah! Humbug!

18. Where is your favourite place to be?
In my bed or in front of my PC.

19. Where is your least favourite place to be?
In a room filled with people.

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
At this moment, to Raleigh, North Carolina to see my brother Josh.

21. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years?
Not a clue.

22. Do you tan or burn?
First one, then t’other.

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
No idea, don’t remember my childhood.

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
Racism In The Elevator.

25. Do you have an e-crush on anyone on DA?
Never thought about it.

26. How big is your bed?
A chair that fold out into a single bed.

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
I have a tower. My two monitors & massive speakers take up my desk space.

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
I sleep in my boxers.

29. What colour are your sheets?
Blue & Cream.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Two.

31. What is your favorite season?
Autumn.

32. What is the best way to waste time on DA?
Pick a category & browse through everything in it.

33. What do you like about winter?
There are days I can go down to the shops & see no one walking around.

34. What do you like about the summer?
Sweaty Goths.

35. What do you like about spring?
Nothing, off the top of my head.

36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
N/A.

37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Bradford, Scunthorpe & Great Yarmouth.

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Bare feet.

39. Are you a social person?
Nope.

40. What was the last thing you ate?
Spam & chips.

41. What is your favourite restaurant?
Gappino’s I think it was called. A Greek burger place down the seafront. Haven’t been there for years though.

42. What is your favourite kind of ice cream?
Vanilla.

43. What is your favourite dessert?
Ice-cream is always good.

44. What is your favourite kind of soup?
I don’t like soup.

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
I don’t like Jelly on my Peanut Butter but Strawberry Jam is nice.

46. Do you like Chinese food?
The Chinese place near us makes a mean Chicken Curry.

47. Do you like coffee?
Not really but I do like Coffee Cake.

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
I don’t, I drink about 5-10 cups of Tea a day though.

49. What do you drink in the morning?
Same as the rest of the day.

50. What is your favourite gallery on DA?
Visual Styles, Web Design, Tattoo Design.

51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Not really, my beds not big enough.

52. Do you know how to play poker?
Nope.

53. Do you like to cuddle?
Only if I know the person.

54. Have you ever been to Canada?
No, but I hear its nice.

55. Do you have an addictive personality?
Not really. I tend to get bored of a lot of things.

56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
I eat sat in front of my PC pretty much every day.

57. Do you believe in ghosts?
I don’t not believe in them.

58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Nope.

59. Do you want kids?
Nope.

60. Do you speak any other languages?
Merde (French for shit) & Jambo (Swahili for Hi) is about all I’ve got.

61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
I had butterfly stitches when I got my head split open when I was younger. About one of the few things I remember from when I was a kid.

62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Not that I know of.

63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
A nice big empty pool for me swim in, would be nice about now.

64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
No preference.

65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
Nope, I don’t know how to drive.

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
New computer hardware is always nice, video-games & T-shirts.

67. Do you wear any jewellery?
Two lip piercings is about it.

68. What is/are your favourite TV show/s?
Angel, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Buffy, Cowboy Bebop, Ed Edd N Eddy, Firefly, Futurama, Pushing Daisies, Ren & Stimpy, Scrubs, The IT Crowd, The Mighty Boosh.

69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes

70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Dunno.

71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Nope.

72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Default phone ring.

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were a baby?
Nope.

74. What red object is closest to you right now?
A red coloured pencil.

75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Nope.

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I don’t own a closet.

77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
I would say getting mauled a big Bear because its a pretty bad ass way to die.

78. Do you flirt a lot?
Urm, no idea. I tend to pay more attention to the conversation.

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Salad Cream.

80. What is your favourite food?
Chicken, cheese, Potatoes.

81. Can you change the oil on a car? Oil change?
Nope.

82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
No I cant walk that fast.

83. Have you ever run out of gas?
Nope.

84. What is your usual bedtime?
Whenever my body conc’s out.

85. What was the last book you read?
Invisible Monsters - Chuck Palahniuk.

86. Do you read the newspaper?
Sometimes.

87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Nope.

88. Do you like the new DA?
Sure, I wish they had a “Read the rest of this post” option for large Journal Entries though.

89. Do you watch soap operas?
Nope.

90. Do you dance in the car?
Nope I just tend to sit and stare out the window daydreaming.

91. What radio station did you last listen to?
Don’t listen to the radio.

92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
I don’t have any.

93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
The Shi-CityLink local line.

94. What is your favourite candle scent?
None, they tend to make me sneeze.

95. What is your favourite board game?
Don’t really play board games.

96. Which DA people have you had dreams about?
None, as far as I am aware, but I don’t really remember my dreams.

97. When was the last time you attended church?
When Jackovas, me & Grahame went in to take some photo’s we got rudely ejected by the church person, he almost crushed my foot. Such loving people those believers.

98. Who was your favourite teacher in high school?
Probably my Art teacher Graham Wells. The Drama teacher was kewl too, but I never took Drama.

99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
The weekend I went to the Donington Download Festival the other year. I saw Henry Rollins do some of his spoken word stuff. I also saw Metallica, The Prodigy & a lot of other bands but Rollins was the best.

100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
My friend Laura made me a super swish brooch.

The blue-eyed star of movies like Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid died in his Connecticut home on Friday, surrounded by family and close friends. Read More.

A seriously sexy beast.

Now that’s Gangster love. ;)

Hey, wait a sec, isn’t that Noel Gugliemi?

(Via)

After a little trouble & some help from my good friend Jamie I have now said goodbye to World of Warcraft and hello the the brutal world of Age of Conan. Huzahs all around!

Also, I have finally started to paint my flat. Its only taken my a year to start, but I’m only painting my bedroom & computer room. Technically speaking they are the only room-rooms in my flat the other two are kitchen & toilet/shower room, so it shouldn’t take me that long to paint them. Oh, I’m painting them a lovely deep brown, just in case you wanted to know. :)

Is it wrong that I almost pissed myself laughing when I saw his dog fly past the window. :)

Its been a rather long time since I put up anything other then images and videos, so I thought it would be nice and actually write something.

I’ve been back at A4e for a little over two weeks now, its still an insanely boring place to spend all of your day but at least I got an interview for job placement fairly early this time. The placement is working over at the local James Paget Hospital, I do believe it is just general stuff like Data Input & what have you but at least it gets me out of that damn place. I have the interview today at 2pm, its 12:15pm now so I will be leaving at about 12:45 to make sure I get on the right bus, since it takes about 45-50 minutes to get there. Also I will have to actually find who I am supposed to have the interview with, the folks at A4e were a little vague.

[UPDATE] So the interview went fairly well, they said they would love to stick me in Records doing Data Input/Cleansing, which is after a chat with the interviewer folks is about 800 records a week. All I have to do know is try & figure out the exact dates on where we lived over the past 5 years & the paperwork should take 2 weeks to go through. Then hopefully its 12pm-8pm Monday till Thursday. :)[/UPDATE]

It was rather a short day at A4e today, I was sat at a table with the rest of the fallen and reading the free papers they get, surprisingly they were current, and they started give out ‘projects’ to people and before I knew it the entire place was empty. All the ‘project’ is is to answer 4 questions on this printout they gave us & bring it back tomorrow. Since they were doing it to everyone I believe they have some alternative motive, that or the Job Centre has been on their arse again.

My spiffy new specs‘ arrived, so I’ve been rocking some Buddy Holly-esque glasses for the past week or so. Well as far as a guy like can rock a pair of spiffy specs.

Also on the topic of new arrivals the new power supply I ordered arrived while I was at A4e. Its such a sexy looking thing, I only bought it because my old one didn’t have enough SATA cables for the new 500gb HDD I bought a while back. It cleaned up the inside of my case a little too, with those wonderful detachable cables. Also it gives the inside a little blue glow. Oh, on the down side after I plugged everything in and managed, formatted and assigned a drive letter to the HDD, the fucking thing disappeared off the bios, disk manager & windows explorer, oh yay. So I will be having a play a little later. [UPDATE] The new 500gb HDD is all sorted and working, now its just the task of dragging shit about to sort out my other HDD’s. [/UPDATE]

Oh, yes my mother has also gone to Africa for 3 months again, she should be home for Christmas this time. :)

Anyway, that’s all from me.
See y’all Later.