I just thought it was rather funny, so I posted the list here. :)

  • 10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
  • 9. While I’m up, can I get you a beer?
  • 8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
  • 7. Her tits are just too big.
  • 6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
  • 5. That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.
  • 4. Sure I’d love to wear a condom.
  • 3. We haven’t been to the mall for ages, let’s go shopping and I can hold your purse.
  • 2. Fuck Monday Night Football, let’s watch Murphy Brown.
  • 1. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask directions.

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